Happy [Insert Occasion] Tee Color:Safety Green people will assume you're a

people will assume you're a deep thinker with a well developed stance on something and a clever way to get it across

they are fascist white supremacists who fundamentally suck on every level

then people will consider you cool by association once you pay to wear it

It's probably just a joke though

Does Milton Friedman cause a deep stirring in your neurocortex bordering on the sensual

Happy [Insert Occasion] Tee Color:Safety Green people will assume you're aI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little