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not winning
Wear it to accurately describe yourself or as a well-disguised cover to run your underground gambling ring
the thing that you firmly believe in is the only true objective reality and there's no way this shirt could ever become self-referential
Call it soda
Or wear this and walk around telling people what to do
Body Horror Tee Magic not winningI feel like knowing that I have a whole gut biome of trillions of microscopic parasites with a non stop craving for Doritos and off brand energy drinks should continually gross me out more than it actually does. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation
